WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
Marnie won. MrBigChest'sWildRide lost. The group chat has opinions.
Final: Marnie 151.0 – 123.6 MrBigChest'sWildRide
Marnie took care of MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0 to 123.6. A professional win. No notes, except the ones we're taking, which say 'MrBigChest'sWildRide might want to check the waiver wire.'
Tale of the Tape
MrBigChest'sWildRide
Marnie
Roots For
Pittsburgh Steelers
Seattle Seahawks
The Manager
Elliot (Chicago, IL — originally Tucson, AZ)
Marnie (Portland, OR)
League Titles
2
1 (2024)
Record
0-3
3-0
Points For
302.7
438.9
Points Against
386.3
396.6
Two-Week Average
89.6
144.0
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
-4.5
+10.7
Season High
91.8
149.3
Final
123.6
151.0
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Why MrBigChest'sWildRide lost it
Final: Marnie 151.0 – 123.6 MrBigChest'sWildRide. A solid, professional win.
Not enough. MrBigChest'sWildRide managed 123.6 against a 89.6 average — above their usual output — and it still wasn't enough.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
How Marnie won it
Final: Marnie 151.0 – 123.6 MrBigChest'sWildRide. A solid, professional win.
Winning football. Marnie put up 151.0 against a 144.0 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks Marnie
27.4 points. That's not a win, that's a message. Marnie hung 151.0 on MrBigChest'sWildRide and never let it get interesting. 149.3 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks Marnie
Final: 151.0–123.6. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. Marnie are trending +10.7 across two weeks at a 144.0 average; MrBigChest'sWildRide are going -4.5. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.
Pittsburgh Steelers
Seattle Seahawks