WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
Amon-Ra Doggin won. Conspiracy Theory lost. The group chat has opinions.
Final: Amon-Ra Doggin 148.2 – 138.6 Conspiracy Theory
Amon-Ra Doggin took care of Conspiracy Theory 148.2 to 138.6. A professional win. No notes, except the ones we're taking, which say 'Conspiracy Theory might want to check the waiver wire.'
Tale of the Tape
Amon-Ra Doggin
Conspiracy Theory
Roots For
Detroit Lions
Los Angeles Rams
The Manager
Jimmy (Kalamazoo, MI)
Jensen (Fullerton, CA)
League Titles
0 — rookie season
1 (the inaugural season)
Record
2-1
0-3
Points For
346.7
416.5
Points Against
330.8
490.4
Two-Week Average
99.2
139.0
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+18.7
+5.8
Season High
108.6
141.9
Final
148.2
138.6
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
How Amon-Ra Doggin won it
Final: Amon-Ra Doggin 148.2 – 138.6 Conspiracy Theory. A nail-biter — it came down to the wire.
Winning football. Amon-Ra Doggin put up 148.2 against a 99.2 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
Why Conspiracy Theory lost it
Final: Amon-Ra Doggin 148.2 – 138.6 Conspiracy Theory. A nail-biter — it came down to the wire.
Not enough. Conspiracy Theory managed 138.6 against a 139.0 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks Amon-Ra Doggin
9.6 points. That's not a win, that's a message. Amon-Ra Doggin hung 148.2 on Conspiracy Theory and never let it get interesting. 108.6 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks Amon-Ra Doggin
Final: 148.2–138.6. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. Amon-Ra Doggin are trending +18.7 across two weeks at a 99.2 average; Conspiracy Theory are going +5.8. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.
Detroit Lions
Los Angeles Rams