WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
immadi's Blitzers won. Iron Jayden lost. The group chat has opinions.
Final: immadi's Blitzers 143.6 – 123.5 Iron Jayden
immadi's Blitzers took care of Iron Jayden 143.6 to 123.5. A professional win. No notes, except the ones we're taking, which say 'Iron Jayden might want to check the waiver wire.'
Tale of the Tape
Iron Jayden
immadi's Blitzers
Roots For
San Francisco 49ers
Green Bay Packers
The Manager
John (Seattle, WA)
Manoj (Naperville / Chicago, IL)
League Titles
0 — still waiting
0 — came achingly close last year
Record
2-1
2-1
Points For
384.9
399.3
Points Against
358.5
368.1
Two-Week Average
130.7
127.8
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+2.2
-130.1
Season High
131.8
192.9
Final
123.5
143.6
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Why Iron Jayden lost it
Final: immadi's Blitzers 143.6 – 123.5 Iron Jayden. A solid, professional win.
Not enough. Iron Jayden managed 123.5 against a 130.7 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
How immadi's Blitzers won it
Final: immadi's Blitzers 143.6 – 123.5 Iron Jayden. A solid, professional win.
Winning football. immadi's Blitzers put up 143.6 against a 127.8 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks immadi's Blitzers
20.1 points. That's not a win, that's a message. immadi's Blitzers hung 143.6 on Iron Jayden and never let it get interesting. 192.9 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks immadi's Blitzers
Final: 143.6–123.5. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. immadi's Blitzers are trending -130.1 across two weeks at a 127.8 average; Iron Jayden are going +2.2. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.
San Francisco 49ers
Green Bay Packers