WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT  ///  WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT  ///  WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
FAKE NEWS FOOTBALL
Week 2 · Game 2 of 6

Trick Play Kristen
vs
Comrade Gritty's

Trick Play Kristen won. Comrade Gritty's lost. The group chat has opinions.

Final: Trick Play Kristen 172.5 – 87.6 Comrade Gritty's

Trick Play Kristen dismantled Comrade Gritty's 172.5 to 87.6 in a game that was over by the second quarter of the 1pm slate. Comrade Gritty's has requested that this game be stricken from the record. Request denied. This is Fake News Football — we keep receipts.

Tale of the Tape

Trick Play KristenComrade Gritty's
Roots For Buffalo Bills logo Buffalo Bills Philadelphia Eagles logo Philadelphia Eagles
The ManagerKristen (Chicago, IL — originally Buffalo)Mikhail (Brooklyn, NY)
League Titles0 — rookie season0 — still chasing
Record2-10-3
Points For437.8291.3
Points Against333.5463.5
Two-Week Average148.6100.1
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)+47.8-25.0
Season High172.5112.6
Final172.587.6

Keys to the Game

Our analysts watched zero film

How Trick Play Kristen won it

  1. Final: Trick Play Kristen 172.5 – 87.6 Comrade Gritty's. A blowout — this was over early.
  2. Winning football. Trick Play Kristen put up 172.5 against a 148.6 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
  3. On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.

Why Comrade Gritty's lost it

  1. Final: Trick Play Kristen 172.5 – 87.6 Comrade Gritty's. A blowout — this was over early.
  2. Not enough. Comrade Gritty's managed 87.6 against a 100.1 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
  3. On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.

The Debate Desk

🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks Trick Play Kristen

84.9 points. That's not a win, that's a message. Trick Play Kristen hung 172.5 on Comrade Gritty's and never let it get interesting. 172.5 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.

📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks Trick Play Kristen

Final: 172.5–87.6. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. Trick Play Kristen are trending +47.8 across two weeks at a 148.6 average; Comrade Gritty's are going -25.0. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.

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Smack Talk

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