WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
MrBigChest is a buccing curse. vs Screamin' Scoobies
MrBigChest is a buccing curse. won. Screamin' Scoobies lost. The group chat has opinions.
Final: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. 133.3 – 129.9 Screamin' Scoobies
MrBigChest is a buccing curse. edged Screamin' Scoobies 133.3 to 129.9 in a nail-biter that came down to Monday night. Screamin' Scoobies will spend the week staring at the box score the way you stare at a text you shouldn't have sent.
Tale of the Tape
MrBigChest is a buccing curse.
Screamin' Scoobies
Roots For
Detroit Lions
Miami Dolphins
The Manager
Scott (Tucson, AZ)
Bill (Green Valley, AZ — formerly Seattle)
League Titles
0 — a decade of almost
1 (2025 — reigning champion)
Record
3-0
1-2
Points For
428.7
388.1
Points Against
402.2
359.3
Two-Week Average
147.7
129.1
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+16.1
-4.2
Season High
155.7
131.2
Final
133.3
129.9
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
How MrBigChest is a buccing curse. won it
Final: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. 133.3 – 129.9 Screamin' Scoobies. A nail-biter — it came down to the wire.
Winning football. MrBigChest is a buccing curse. put up 133.3 against a 147.7 average — below their usual output — and still got it done.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
Why Screamin' Scoobies lost it
Final: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. 133.3 – 129.9 Screamin' Scoobies. A nail-biter — it came down to the wire.
Not enough. Screamin' Scoobies managed 129.9 against a 129.1 average — above their usual output — and it still wasn't enough.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks MrBigChest is a buccing curse.
3.4 points. That's not a win, that's a message. MrBigChest is a buccing curse. hung 133.3 on Screamin' Scoobies and never let it get interesting. 155.7 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks MrBigChest is a buccing curse.
Final: 133.3–129.9. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. MrBigChest is a buccing curse. are trending +16.1 across two weeks at a 147.7 average; Screamin' Scoobies are going -4.2. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.
Detroit Lions
Miami Dolphins