WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
mikey_smokes_meat dismantled Comrade Gritty's 161.4 to 91.1 in a game that was over by the second quarter of the 1pm slate. Comrade Gritty's has requested that this game be stricken from the record. Request denied. This is Fake News Football — we keep receipts.
Tale of the Tape
Comrade Gritty's
mikey_smokes_meat
Roots For
Philadelphia Eagles
Las Vegas Raiders
The Manager
Mikhail (Brooklyn, NY)
Mikey (Tucson, AZ)
League Titles
0 — still chasing
1 (a few years back)
Record
0-3
2-1
Points For
291.3
417.2
Points Against
463.5
338.7
Two-Week Average
100.1
127.9
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
-25.0
+39.3
Season High
112.6
147.6
Final
91.1
161.4
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Why Comrade Gritty's lost it
Final: mikey_smokes_meat 161.4 – 91.1 Comrade Gritty's. A blowout — this was over early.
Not enough. Comrade Gritty's managed 91.1 against a 100.1 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
How mikey_smokes_meat won it
Final: mikey_smokes_meat 161.4 – 91.1 Comrade Gritty's. A blowout — this was over early.
Winning football. mikey_smokes_meat put up 161.4 against a 127.9 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks mikey_smokes_meat
70.3 points. That's not a win, that's a message. mikey_smokes_meat hung 161.4 on Comrade Gritty's and never let it get interesting. 147.6 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks mikey_smokes_meat
Final: 161.4–91.1. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. mikey_smokes_meat are trending +39.3 across two weeks at a 127.9 average; Comrade Gritty's are going -25.0. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.
Philadelphia Eagles
Las Vegas Raiders