WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT

Amon-Ra Doggin

Managed by Jimmy · Ranked #11 in the Fake News Power Rankings

Record

2–1

Points For

346.7

Points Against

330.8

Streak

W-2

The Manager

Verified human (allegedly)

Jimmy · Kalamazoo, MI · Detroit Lions fan · First year in the league

A league rookie and a diehard Lions and Michigan man. His Wolverines just lost to Iowa, and Michigan basketball took last year's national title over Elliot's Arizona Wildcats — so he's already made enemies in high places.

League titles: 0 — rookie season

Scouting Report

Compiled by interns

By the numbers: 99.2 points per game (Week 1: 89.9, Week 2: 108.6), a +18.7 trend, season high of 108.6 and a floor of 89.9. The arrow is pointing sideways.

At 2-1, Amon-Ra Doggin are one of the league's last unbeatens. The parade route is being planned. The parade will be one guy in a jersey honking a horn, but still.

Opponents have managed just 330.8 points against them — the stingiest mark in the league. Either brilliant management or the kind of luck that runs out in October.

Riding a W-2 streak into this week. Momentum is real, say people who have never watched fantasy football.

The difference-makers: Matthew Stafford, Christian McCaffrey, Kenneth Walker III, Rome Odunze. If two of them hit on the same Sunday, Amon-Ra Doggin can beat anyone in this league. If none do — well, the game log tells that story.

“Injuries are just God's waiver wire.”

Difference Makers

The names that decide Sundays

QB · LAR

Matthew Stafford

Week 3 vs DEN: a Tim Heaney sit candidate against Denver.

QB · PIT

Aaron Rodgers

Week 3 vs CIN: a middle-of-the-pack CIN defense.

RB · SF

Christian McCaffrey

Week 3 vs ARI: a middle-of-the-pack ARI defense.

RB · KC

Kenneth Walker III

Week 3 vs MIA: a middle-of-the-pack MIA defense.

WR · CHI

Rome Odunze

Week 3 vs PHI: RotoBaller's worst WR/CB matchup of the week: Quinyon Mitchell in coverage with third-stringer Case Keenum likely at QB Monday night.

WR · ARI

Marvin Harrison Jr.

Week 3 vs SF: San Francisco allows the 7th-fewest points per target to perimeter WRs.

The Roster

16 players, 14 of whom have names we recognize

Pos	Player	NFL Team	Fake News Grade
QB	Matthew Stafford	LAR	Certified bucket-getter.
RB	Christian McCaffrey	SF	Certified bucket-getter.
RB	Kenneth Walker III	KC	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
WR	Rome Odunze	CHI	A cornerstone. Of something.
WR	Marvin Harrison Jr.	ARI	A cornerstone. Of something.
WR	Jordan Addison	MIN	Bye-week hero, every-week zero.
TE	Colston Loveland	CHI	A warm body with a helmet.
RB	Aaron Jones Sr.	MIN	Bye-week hero, every-week zero.
QB	Aaron Rodgers	PIT	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
WR	Carnell Tate	TEN	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
WR	A.J. Brown	NE	Bye-week hero, every-week zero.
WR	Xavier Worthy	KC	The manager's favorite. Nobody knows why.
RB	Kenny Gainwell	TB	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
WR	Tre Tucker	LV	On the roster. Technically.
K	Evan McPherson	CIN	On the roster. Technically.
DEF	Chargers	LAC	Certified bucket-getter.

Game Log

Week	Opponent	Result	Score	Narrative
Week 1	THOR	L	89.9 – 129.4	A loss. The film has been burned.
Week 2	immadi's Blitzers	W	108.6 – 62.8	A certified shellacking. The opponent's family was notified.
Week 3	Conspiracy Theory	W	148.2 – 138.6	Survived by the skin of their teeth. Teeth remain.

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