WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT

Iron Jayden

Managed by Jon · Ranked #5 in the Fake News Power Rankings

Record

2–1

Points For

384.9

Points Against

358.5

Streak

L-1

The Manager

Verified human (allegedly)

John · Seattle, WA · San Francisco 49ers fan · Original member — Year 10

A diehard 49ers fan, an all-sports obsessive, and a big Rutgers college football guy. A league original who lives and breathes fantasy sports and is still waiting on his first title.

League titles: 0 — still waiting

Scouting Report

Compiled by interns

By the numbers: 130.7 points per game (Week 1: 129.6, Week 2: 131.8), a +2.2 trend, season high of 131.8 and a floor of 129.6. The arrow is pointing sideways.

At 2-1, Iron Jayden are one of the league's last unbeatens. The parade route is being planned. The parade will be one guy in a jersey honking a horn, but still.

Currently on a L-1 skid. The manager has been seen refreshing the waiver wire at 3am. We've all been there. Most of us left.

The difference-makers: Patrick Mahomes, Rhamondre Stevenson, Jonathan Taylor, Justin Jefferson. If two of them hit on the same Sunday, Iron Jayden can beat anyone in this league. If none do — well, the game log tells that story.

“Injuries are just God's waiver wire.”

Difference Makers

The names that decide Sundays

QB · KC

Patrick Mahomes

Week 3 vs MIA: a middle-of-the-pack MIA defense.

QB · CLE

Deshaun Watson

Week 3 vs CAR: Carolina allows the 11th-fewest yards per attempt.

RB · NE

Rhamondre Stevenson

Week 3 vs JAX: a middle-of-the-pack JAX defense.

RB · IND

Jonathan Taylor

Week 3 vs HOU: Houston allows just 85 rushing yards per game.

WR · MIN

Justin Jefferson

Week 3 vs TB: a middle-of-the-pack TB defense.

WR · NYJ

Garrett Wilson

Week 3 vs DET: Detroit allows 43 fantasy points per game to WRs, 2nd-worst in the league.

The Roster

17 players, 15 of whom have names we recognize

Pos	Player	NFL Team	Fake News Grade
QB	Patrick Mahomes	KC	A cornerstone. Of something.
RB	Rhamondre Stevenson	NE	Certified bucket-getter.
RB	Jonathan Taylor	IND	A cornerstone. Of something.
WR	Justin Jefferson	MIN	Certified bucket-getter.
WR	Garrett Wilson	NYJ	Someone's fantasy team had to have him.
WR	Chris Godwin Jr.	TB	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
TE	Tyler Warren	IND	The glue guy. The glue is old.
WR	Wan'Dale Robinson	TEN	The manager's favorite. Nobody knows why.
QB	Deshaun Watson	CLE	A warm body with a helmet.
RB	Chris Rodriguez Jr.	JAX	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
WR	Jayden Reed	GB	The manager's favorite. Nobody knows why.
WR	Josh Downs	IND	Bye-week hero, every-week zero.
TE	Mark Andrews	BAL	The glue guy. The glue is old.
WR	Adonai Mitchell	NYJ	Bye-week hero, every-week zero.
QB	Jayden Daniels	WAS	A cornerstone. Of something.
K	Will Reichard	MIN	Bye-week hero, every-week zero.
DEF	Titans	TEN	Certified bucket-getter.

Game Log

Week	Opponent	Result	Score	Narrative
Week 1	Comrade Gritty's	W	129.6 – 112.6	Handled business. Business has been handled.
Week 2	THOR	W	131.8 – 102.3	Handled business. Business has been handled.
Week 3	immadi's Blitzers	L	123.5 – 143.6	A loss. The film has been burned.

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