WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
mikey_smokes_meat took care of MrBigChest'sWildRide 108.3 to 91.8. A professional win. No notes, except the ones we're taking, which say 'MrBigChest'sWildRide might want to check the waiver wire.'
Tale of the Tape
MrBigChest'sWildRide
mikey_smokes_meat
Roots For
Pittsburgh Steelers
Las Vegas Raiders
The Manager
Elliot (Chicago, IL — originally Tucson, AZ)
Mikey (Tucson, AZ)
League Titles
2
1 (a few years back)
Record
0-3
2-1
Points For
302.7
417.2
Points Against
386.3
338.7
Two-Week Average
89.6
127.9
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
-4.5
+39.3
Season High
91.8
147.6
Final
91.8
108.3
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Why MrBigChest'sWildRide lost it
Final: mikey_smokes_meat 108.3 – 91.8 MrBigChest'sWildRide. A solid, professional win.
Not enough. MrBigChest'sWildRide managed 91.8 against a 89.6 average — above their usual output — and it still wasn't enough.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
How mikey_smokes_meat won it
Final: mikey_smokes_meat 108.3 – 91.8 MrBigChest'sWildRide. A solid, professional win.
Winning football. mikey_smokes_meat put up 108.3 against a 127.9 average — below their usual output — and still got it done.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks mikey_smokes_meat
16.4 points. That's not a win, that's a message. mikey_smokes_meat hung 108.3 on MrBigChest'sWildRide and never let it get interesting. 147.6 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks mikey_smokes_meat
Final: 108.3–91.8. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. mikey_smokes_meat are trending +39.3 across two weeks at a 127.9 average; MrBigChest'sWildRide are going -4.5. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.
Pittsburgh Steelers
Las Vegas Raiders
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