WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT  ///  WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT  ///  WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
FAKE NEWS FOOTBALL
Week 1 · Game 2 of 6

Trick Play Kristen
vs
MrBigChest is a buccing curse.

MrBigChest is a buccing curse. won. Trick Play Kristen lost. The group chat has opinions.

Final: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. 139.6 – 124.7 Trick Play Kristen

MrBigChest is a buccing curse. took care of Trick Play Kristen 139.6 to 124.7. A professional win. No notes, except the ones we're taking, which say 'Trick Play Kristen might want to check the waiver wire.'

Tale of the Tape

Trick Play KristenMrBigChest is a buccing curse.
Roots For Buffalo Bills logo Buffalo Bills Detroit Lions logo Detroit Lions
The ManagerKristen (Chicago, IL — originally Buffalo)Scott (Tucson, AZ)
League Titles0 — rookie season0 — a decade of almost
Record2-13-0
Points For437.8428.7
Points Against333.5402.2
Two-Week Average148.6147.7
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)+47.8+16.1
Season High172.5155.7
Final124.7139.6

Keys to the Game

Our analysts watched zero film

Why Trick Play Kristen lost it

  1. Final: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. 139.6 – 124.7 Trick Play Kristen. A solid, professional win.
  2. Not enough. Trick Play Kristen managed 124.7 against a 148.6 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
  3. On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.

How MrBigChest is a buccing curse. won it

  1. Final: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. 139.6 – 124.7 Trick Play Kristen. A solid, professional win.
  2. Winning football. MrBigChest is a buccing curse. put up 139.6 against a 147.7 average — below their usual output — and still got it done.
  3. On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.

The Debate Desk

🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks MrBigChest is a buccing curse.

14.9 points. That's not a win, that's a message. MrBigChest is a buccing curse. hung 139.6 on Trick Play Kristen and never let it get interesting. 155.7 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.

📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks MrBigChest is a buccing curse.

Final: 139.6–124.7. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. MrBigChest is a buccing curse. are trending +16.1 across two weeks at a 147.7 average; Trick Play Kristen are going +47.8. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.

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Smack Talk

keep it clean-ish

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