Week 3: The Hierarchy

3-0 and top of the pile with 428.7 points. The most complete team through three weeks — and now everyone's gunning for them. A decade in, still chasing the first title.

3-0 with 438.9 PF. Unbeaten, but the numbers say the gap is thinner than the record suggests. 2024 champion. The most recent non-Bill winner.

2-1 with 437.8 points — the highest-scoring outfit in the league after the Week 2 nuke. Ceiling: the moon. First-year manager, Bills Mafia diehard, already dangerous.

0-3 with 416.5 points scored — and a league-worst 490.4 allowed. Wrong place, wrong opponents. The inaugural champion. The original conspiracy.

2-1 with 384.9 points. Perfectly mid — which in this league means one monster week from glory or collapse. Ten years of fandom, zero titles. The hunger is real.

1-2 with 388.1 points. Perfectly mid — which in this league means one monster week from glory or collapse. Reigning champion. The hammer lives at his house.

2-1 but surging: +39.3 from Week 1 to Week 2. The arrow is pointing straight up. Twenty years of smoke. One title. Zero shortcuts.

2-1 and sliding -130.1. The talent is there; the trajectory is not. So close last year. The leap remains un-leapt.

1-2 and sliding -27.1. The talent is there; the trajectory is not. Two-time champion. Ranger of parks, ruiner of seasons.

0-3 and 291.3 points. The numbers are not kind, and neither are we. Strong player, no titles yet. The breakthrough is coming.

2-1 with 346.7 points. Perfectly mid — which in this league means one monster week from glory or collapse. Rookie. Lions and Michigan diehard. Already feuding with the commish.

0-3 and 302.7 points. The numbers are not kind, and neither are we. The commish. Two titles, ten years, currently in last.